Sonic boom show justin beaver6/19/2023 ![]() Sonic: We'll form our very own boy band! Tails: Did you really have to bring us all the way down here to finish that sentence? Knuckles: A boy band?! We'll lose our street cred! What about our machismo? Mmm, Cheese-mo. Tails: How are we gonna convince this guy we're in the music biz? Sonic: I know just what to do. Salty: Music industry professionals only. Sonic: Whatever's going on, that guy's behind it. Turn up the track! Justin: Yo, yo, my doc warned you are my cholesterol. Lady Walrus: Be my baby! Dixon: Just step over her. Justin: You're the only fan I care about. ![]() Justin Beaver! Justin: You're the only fan I care about. Dixon: I hope you ladies are ready, because here he is! The boy who'd sweep you off your feet if he didn't have such tiny little arms, your favorite global pop phenomenon. Sticks: What should we wear? Amy: I was thinking about wearing the one outfit that I own! Sticks: Me too! Sonic: I can understand Amy fangirling out, but Sticks? There's something fishy about this "Beaver Fever." We need to investigate. Justin Beaver is in town, and he's doing a signing at the music shop right now! And he'll be performing in concert at Village Center this weekend! Sonic: You really need to stop doing that. is that what's going on here? Amy: Sticks! Sticks! Sticks! You are not gonna believe it. Sonic: Hello? Sticks? You ready to go? Knuckles: What happened in here? Sticks: I turned my burrow into a totes adorbs tribute to Justin! Sonic: Oh. You still on for rock climbing tomorrow? Sticks: Uh, sure. Amy: Wait until you hear the rest of the album! Sonic: Hey, Sticks. love it! Amy: I knew I could rely on Sticks to be the voice of reason! Tails: We're through the looking glass here, people. that was terrible! Knuckles: I finally have a soundtrack for my nightmares! Sticks: I. I can't stop thinking about you, have to call a physician. Justin: Girl, now it's time I told you about my serious condition. BUT HE'S THE GREATEST ENTERTAINER WHO EVER LIVED! But then his next song was titled Yes, I'm Actually Talking About You, and I, like, totally freaked out! Sticks: How can you allow yourself to become a pawn of the corporate fat cats? Amy: Before you judge, just listen to one track. Who could possibly fall for it? Amy: Isn't Justin great?! When I listened to his first song, Girl, I Like You, I wasn't sure if Justin was actually talking about me. This "Beaver Fever" thing is clearly just a marketing ploy to sell sub-standard music to gullible teenage girls. Another cookie-cutter pop star force-fed to us by the man! Sonic: You're right. Well, maybe Justin Beaver will foot the bill for private school instead of buying those golf clubs he really wanted! Sticks: Just what the world needs. Soar: And suddenly, "Dad the Anchorbird" isn't cool anymore. ![]() Soar: Girls everywhere are going gaga over this teen heartthrob. I'm colourfully describing the mania surrounding teen singing sensation. Beaver Fever! Soar: I'm not talking about an actual disease, of course. Soar: Breaking news! An epidemic is sweeping across the globe. This is a transcript from the Sonic Boom episode, " Battle of the Boy Bands". ![]()
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